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Sonic Boom Cannon 2! Sonic Boom Cannon 2!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Well, I just spent around five straight hours playing this...

I'm going to just hand over a "You Win" notification for managing to hold my attention and keep me playing LONG after the game stopped being fun. This thing has a heck of a lot of content to unlock... I'm still nowhere close to getting it all... maybe halfway? Geebus....

It is fun though. Definitely gets repetative after a while though, even with all the characters to choose from. And I really wish that either stuff was cheaper or there were more ways to get rings.

Me and My Dinosaur Me and My Dinosaur

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh God I Hate You

Okay, seriously, this was a great game, I really enjoyed it.
There are some bugs, yes, but they aren't that significant. A smart player will spot them and be able to work around them easily. I could ride the dino's head easily once I got the jist of how it worked. Everything else is typical puzzle platformer fair... if you've got patience and skill then it's no problem. It's a little frustrating at times when you have to start over at the beginning constantly, but that usually only happened a lot near the end of the game and I kind of expect a game to give me trouble once you're that far in.

So, yeah, really nice game. I just hate the ending. I want you to die for that. I put in a lot of effort to win happiness for this little boy and his dinosaur and then you slapped me in the face at the last minute. That's not cool dude. You should be ashamed.

Sequel or I will FIND YOU...

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CannedMeat responds:

Haha, glad you understand and like it. :D

A sequel? Hm. I might consider it.

Madness Hydraulic Madness Hydraulic

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

What the crap is going on??

It's a really nice "looking" game... and it plays pretty well at first, but once enemies start pouring onto the screen... Christ! It's like I lose complete control of the character! I don't know what's happening. He'll start shooting and just not stop even after I quit pressing the buttons... or he'll move around completely of his own accord.

I can understand lag, but good grief what's going on here? I can't win for getting raped by the controls not responding due to lag or... whatever the hell is going on here.

Everything else seems to work just fine. Great game! But as soon as I lose control of the character I'm on a collision course to having my face kicked in. I only lasted as long as I did through sheer luck and the healing options. There's no winning like that.

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